Episodes

78. Aww Frigg… I Mean Freya

💖 Step into the world of Norse mythology with our latest episode featuring Freya, the fierce and fabulous goddess of love, fertility, and battle!

🌺 Known for her beauty, charm, and prowess in combat, Freya is a force to be reckoned with in the Nine Realms. From her romantic escapades to her fierce battles alongside the gods of Asgard, Freya's story is as captivating as it is empowering. 💪

Join us as we delve into the myths and legends surrounding this remarkable goddess, exploring her roles as both a lover and a warrior. From her iconic necklace Brísingamen to her powerful chariot drawn by cats, Freya's adventures are sure to enchant and inspire. 🐱

Don't miss out on this epic journey through the life and legacy of Freya—tune in now and embrace the magic! 🌟

77. Mischief Managed

🃏 Embark on a journey through the realms of Norse mythology with our latest episode featuring the one and only Loki, the mischievous trickster god who always keeps us guessing! 🌪️ With his quick wit and unpredictable nature, Loki is as unpredictable as the storms he commands. From his infamous pranks to his complex relationships with the gods of Asgard, there's never a dull moment when Loki is around! 💥 Join us as we unravel the layers of this complex deity, exploring the myths, legends, and lore that surround him. From his shape-shifting abilities to his notorious exploits, we dive deep into the mischief and mayhem that Loki brings to the Nine Realms. 🪙 Don't miss out on this captivating exploration of one of Norse mythology's most intriguing figures—tune in now and join the chaos! #Loki #NorseMythology #GodOfMischief 🎭

76. Bring the Thunder

🌩️ Unleash the thunder and lightning with our latest episode featuring the hammer-wielding, god of thunder himself, Thor! ⚡

Join us as we delve into the electrifying tales of Norse mythology, where Thor battles giants, wields his mighty hammer Mjölnir, and faces off against his mischievous brother Loki. 💥

From his epic adventures to his iconic red beard, we'll explore what makes Thor one of the most beloved gods of the Norse pantheon. 🪓

So grab your mead, brace yourself for a stormy journey, and tune in to learn why Thor is the thunder god you want on your side! 🍻 #Thor #NorseMythology #GodOfThunder

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75. One-Eyed Wanderer

In this episode, we're diving into the intriguing world of Odin, the All-Father of Norse mythology! 🌌 We'll explore his iconic traits and legendary reign over Asgard, while also taking a closer look at how he's portrayed in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Join us as we compare the mythological Odin with his cinematic counterpart, shedding light on the fascinating intersections between ancient lore and modern storytelling. 🎬 Don't miss out on this insightful exploration of Odin's character and his enduring legacy! 🛡️✨

74. A Murder at the Beginning of the World

In this epic episode, brace yourselves for a cosmic rollercoaster ride through Norse mythology! 🎢 We kick things off with the mind-blowing tale of Ymir, the OG giant whose demise set the stage for the birth of the Nine Realms. From chaos to creation, we'll unravel the mysteries of Ginnungagap and witness the epic showdown that changed everything. 💥

But wait, there's more! 🤩 As we dive deeper into the depths of Norse lore, we'll introduce you to the star-studded cast of deities that inhabit the realms of Yggdrasil. Meet Odin, the wise All-Father; Thor, the hammer-wielding Thunder God; Loki, the mischievous trickster; and a whole pantheon of gods and goddesses with tales as wild as the cosmos itself! 🌟

Get ready for a mythological adventure like no other as we explore the legends, lore, and larger-than-life characters of Norse mythology. Buckle up, grab your mead, and join us on a journey through the realms where gods clash, giants roam, and destiny hangs in the balance. Skål! 🍻✨

73. God Things Come in Trees

🌳 Embark on a mythical journey with us as we delve deep into the heart of Norse cosmology. In this episode, we unravel the enigmatic threads of Yggdrasil, the World Tree that stands as the axis of the Nine Realms. From its roots in the cosmic abyss to its far-reaching branches touching the heavens, Yggdrasil holds the essence of the Norse universe.

Join our exploration of Yggdrasil's symbolism, its sacred role in Norse mythology, and the captivating tales that weave through its arboreal form. As we wander beneath the leaves of this ancient tree, we discover the secrets, mysteries, and cosmic connections that make Yggdrasil a cornerstone of Norse belief.

Tune in for an immersive journey into the heart of the mythical realms, where the World Tree stands as a guardian, a connector, and a silent witness to the unfolding stories across time and space. 🌌🔗

72. New Year Norse Beginnings

Dive into the intricate tapestry of Norse mythology as we unravel its origins and primary sources in this enlightening podcast episode. Join us on a journey through the pages of ancient manuscripts and the poetic verses that have preserved the rich tales of gods, giants, and cosmic battles.

In this episode, we explore key literary works such as the Prose Edda, penned by the Icelandic badass Snorri Sturluson, and the Poetic Edda, a collection of captivating poems that breathe life into Norse cosmogony. Discover the fascinating stories of creation, heroic exploits, and divine machinations that have shaped the Norse belief system.

From the epic exploits of Odin, Thor, and Loki to the cosmic events leading up to Ragnarok, we delve into the primary sources that form the foundation of Norse mythology. Uncover the motivations behind Snorri Sturluson's meticulous recording of Norse lore and the poetic renditions that capture the essence of mythology steeped in both wisdom and chaos.
Join us as we untangle the intricate web of Norse mythological sources, shedding light on the timeless tales that continue to captivate hearts and minds across the ages. Don't miss this exploration of the manuscripts and poems that provide a window into the vibrant world of Norse cosmology and the gods who shaped it.

71. Nippin’ at Your Nose

Bundle up and join us by the virtual fireplace as we embark on a frosty journey through the folklore and legends surrounding the elusive winter sprite known as Jack Frost. In this enchanting episode, we delve deep into the icy realms of mythology, cultural tales, and whimsical stories to uncover the origins of the mischievous frosty character that leaves delicate patterns on our windows and a nip in the air.

Discover the earliest mentions of Jack Frost in ancient folklore and explore how different cultures personify winter's touch in their own unique ways. From Old Man Winter to the mischievous sprite we know today, trace the evolution of Jack Frost through centuries of storytelling and cultural exchange.

Grace guides us through the various incarnations of Jack Frost, shedding light on the symbolism behind this icy figure and the role he plays in shaping winter traditions worldwide. As we untangle the threads of myth and imagination, you'll be captivated by the tales of Jack Frost's encounters with mortals, his frosty pranks, and the lessons he imparts on those who cross his wintry path.

So, grab a warm beverage, snuggle up in your favorite blanket, and join us on this frost-kissed expedition into the enchanting origins of Jack Frost. It's a journey that will leave you with a newfound appreciation for the magic woven into the frosty tapestry of winter's embrace.

70. Now Pucker Up and Kiss It, Whoville!

Join us on this festive journey as we unwrap the intriguing stories behind two beloved Christmas traditions: mistletoe and Christmas trees. In this episode, we dive into the historical mistletoe mystery, exploring its connections to Greek, Norse, and Druidic mythologies. Discover the surprising roots of the mistletoe kissing tradition and how it might have originated from a creative lad's quest for holiday affection.

But that's not all! We also delve into the evergreen symbol of Christmas—the majestic Christmas tree. Uncover its fascinating journey from ancient rituals to the heart of holiday celebrations. From pagan traditions to the influence of Washington Irving's "The Sketch Book," we unravel the tale of how the Christmas tree became a centerpiece in homes around the world.

So, gather 'round the virtual fireplace, grab some cocoa, and tune in to unwrap the captivating stories behind these iconic holiday traditions. It's time to sprinkle a bit of history into your holiday cheer! 🎄✨

69. Twelve Days of Nice-mas

It's our 69th episode! Nice!

Dive into the festive history of the holiday classic, "The Twelve Days of Christmas," in this eye-opening podcast episode. Join us as we unwrap the origins of this timeless song and explore the surprising costs associated with each extravagant gift mentioned in the lyrics.

In this episode, our hosts embark on a journey through history to trace the roots of the Twelve Days of Christmas, uncovering the traditions and symbolism behind each day's unique gift. From "A Partridge in a Pear Tree" to "Twelve Drummers Drumming," we'll reveal the hidden meanings and historical contexts that have shaped this beloved yuletide tune.

But that's not all – get ready to be surprised as we break down the extravagant costs associated with each present. In a modern-day twist, we'll calculate the financial implications of gifting "five golden rings" and other extravagant items. Are these gifts a reflection of opulence or symbolic gestures with deeper meanings? Our exploration aims to uncover the economic and cultural significance behind the Twelve Days of Christmas.

Join us for a jolly and enlightening holiday episode that combines history, music, and a touch of economics. Whether you're a seasoned caroler or just curious about the origins of festive traditions, this episode promises to unwrap the secrets behind the Twelve Days of Christmas and add a dash of holiday spirit to your listening experience. It's time to get into the festive groove and discover the true meaning behind the twelve days of giving.

68. Not the Gumdrop Buttons

It's December! You know what THAT means... HOLIDAY EPISODES!

In this enchanting episode of Mythtakes Were Made, we embark on a delightful journey back in time to uncover the sweet and surprising origin story of everyone's favorite cookie character – the Gingerbread Man. Join us as we sift through the crumbs of history, tracing the roots of this beloved treat and the fascinating cultural tapestry that wove it into our holiday traditions.

Our hosts, Grace and Lucky, guide us through the centuries, revealing the evolution of gingerbread from ancient spice routes to royal banquets. Delve into the Middle Ages, where gingerbread became synonymous with festive celebrations, and discover how it transformed into the iconic gingerbread man we know today.

We'll explore the quirky folklore and fairy tales that breathed life into our tiny, ginger-spiced protagonist. From the ovens of skilled bakers to the pages of classic literature, the Gingerbread Man has left an indelible mark on our collective imagination.

Prepare for a whimsical ride filled with tales of cunning foxes, daring escapes, and the delicious magic of gingerbread. So, grab your favorite hot beverage, cozy up, and let us transport you to a world where cookies come to life. It's a story so sweet, you can almost taste it! 🍪✨

67. Donner is Served

Gather 'round the dinner table for a Thanksgiving special that takes you on a journey colder than your in-laws' mashed potatoes. In this episode, we're dishing out the frosty details of the Donner Party's ill-fated feast, all dressed with a side of cranberry sauce.

Join us as we carve into the chilling tale of pioneers lost in the snowy Sierra Nevada, thinking they were on the road to a feast but ending up as the main course.

Expect a cornucopia of dark humor, spiced with bizarre twists and seasoned with the finest ingredients – questionable decisions, survival struggles, and that eerie whisper of the forest that'll make your stuffing run cold. Our hosts will raise a toast to the pilgrims who truly knew the meaning of "eat or be eaten."

So, grab your virtual fork and knife, cozy up by the digital campfire, and get ready for a Thanksgiving feast that'll probably ruin your appetite!

Gobble gobble!

66. Ben in the Streets, Frankl-in the Sheets

🔥 Brace yourselves for a sizzling ride through the scandalous history of one of America's most brilliant and enigmatic Founding Daddies: Benjamin Franklin. In this electrifying episode, we crack open the doors to the secret society that had even the infamous ladies' man himself blushin' in his bifocals – The Hellfire Club.

Join us as we unearth the fiery secrets, debauchery, and tales of intrigue that swirled within the shadowy chambers of Franklin's Hellfire Club. Hosts Grace and Lucky, take you on a rollercoaster of witty anecdotes and daring escapades, giving you a peek into a side of Ben Franklin that the history books conveniently omit.

From the notorious meetings at the Medmenham Abbey, where Franklin and his companions indulged in hedonistic delights, to the devilish stories that circulated around this clandestine gathering, you'll be shocked, amused, and astounded by the revelations that await you. We'll discuss Franklin's eccentric costume choices, the libations that flowed like water, and the maverick personalities that were part of this unforgettable society.

Was the Hellfire Club merely an escapade for the mischievous and free-spirited Franklin, or did it hold deeper secrets and political intrigues? Tune in to find out, as we explore the life and times of Ben Franklin, delving into the flirtatious fringes of his legacy. This is a tale of history, humor, and a man who was as daring as the inventions he crafted.

So, grab your key to the secret chamber, put on your silk stockings, and prepare for a wild ride through the intriguing world of Ben Franklin's Hellfire Club. You won't want to miss this electrifying episode! 🔥🔑🍷📜

65. Oh, He Fawked Up

In this explosive episode, Grace and Lucky dive headfirst into the world of Guy Fawkes, the infamous historical figure behind the Gunpowder Plot. Join us as we unmask this notorious plotter and explore his hilarious misadventures in the name of revolution.

Reveal the comedy gold in Fawkes' bumbling attempts to blow up the Houses of Parliament and the uproarious conspiracies that went up in smoke.

So, light your virtual fireworks, cozy up, and remember, remember, the laughs of November. It's a Guy Fawkes episode that's sure to leave you exploding in laughter, and you won't need a mask to enjoy, but hey, you do you, Guy.

64. Ghost Encounters of the Third Kind

SpOOOoooOOOoooky Halloween, everybody!

In this week’s episode, both Grace and Lucky speak on their personal ghost encounter experiences.

Have you seen a ghost or are you more of skeptic?

63. Gettin’ Witchy With It

Must be the season of the witchhhhh!

In this weeks episode, Gace tells the tale of San Marcos' witch trials, lost colony, and ghost story of the Gery Witches.

Don't be scared! Give it a listen!

62. Vladislav, Baby Don’t Hurt Me

I know, we already did an episode on vampires, but this time is different! In this weeks episode, Grace talks about the Transylvanian vampires: Dracula, Vlad the Impaler, and the Strigoi.

Who's your favorite vampire?

61. Poetry Hour

In this week’s episode, Grace, Lucky, and guest, Sabrina, discuss the series of unfortunate events that was Edgar Allan Poe's life as well his mysterious and unsolved disappearance, reappearance, and death.

What do you think happened to him?

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60. An Apple A Day

In this weeks episode, Grace tells us about the adventures of America's Greatest Weirdos: Johnny Appleseed.

Did he wear a pot on his head? What are "Wee Beasties"? Does Applejack taste like the cereal? Give it a listen.

59. Donkeh

In this week’s episode, Lucky takes the wheel and drives us all the way toward her hometown and tells us the mysterious tale of the Donkey Lady of San Antonio, TX.

Grace and Lucky decide to tea off and begin the journey of finding who has the best alcoholic tea.

Have you ever been to Donkey Lady Bridge? What is your favorite hard iced tea?

58. Fortunate Daughter

This week: Grace is Solo Dolo and talks about the mini-myth of Iphigenia.

57. Do. Not. Seek. The Tray-sure.

This weeks episode, Grace talks about the most epic journey of them all: The Odyssey.
Thank the gods that GPS is a thing.

56. And They Were Roommates!

In this episode: Grace covers 10+ years of events that may or may not have happened.
Buckle up and play the hydration game with us!

55. She’s So Lucky. She’s a Star

Much like most late 90s and early 2000s popstars, WE'RE BACK, BABY!
And this time with a new cohost! Introducing: Lucky!
She is an avid reader and loves to create drinking games and Grace is so lucky to have her as a new cohost. Get it?
Anyway, take a listen to this weeks episode where we introduce you to Lucky and possibly even other new characters.

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54. The Tinder(ius) Swindler

Ah dating... the bane of most peoples' existence. Guess what: the only thing that has changed since Bridgerton times and Ancient Greece is the addition of technology. This week Grace tells us all about Greece's very own "diamond of the season" and how her face alone launched a thousand ships.

 
 

53. Orion’s Good Bois

Good bois in the skyyyy. They can go twice as highhhhh.
This week, Nova drops some knowledge on Orion's dogs, roughly translated to Greater Dog and Lesser Dog. Let's be honest, they are both very good bois and deserve all the scooby snacks.

 
 

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52. Miss Congenialitroy

The most intense beauty contest to ever happen... AND IT WAS ONE OF THE FIRST! This ain't no Toddlers and Tiaras or Miss Universe, this. is... the start of the Trojan war! Who would you pick as the most beautiful: Hera, Athena, or Aphrodite?

 
 

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51. Oh Ryan

In this episode, Nova teaches us about the only other constellation that Grace can locate: Orion! There's also some really bad decisions that people associated with Orion (the guy) made and some talk of Tim Burton film origins and Harry Potter.

 
 

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50. Diary of a Mad Magic Woman

Happy wife, happy life, right? I don’t think Jason got that memo...

Grace tells us about how easy it is to keep a witch from going on a murder spree through the tragic story/play of Medea. Something that I’m sure anyone can semi relate to.

 
 

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49. Star Eagle

This week Nova teaches us about the constellation, Aquila. Lets just say its a very busy star eagle that looks like a sting ray.

 
 

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48. International Justice League of Super Acquaintances

This weeks episode, we're chasin' Jason and the Argonauts: a rag tag group of Greeks on their way to retrieve a... blanket...

*Please keep in mind the episode was recorded over zoom, so the audio might be a bit off.

 
 

47. Nova Scotia

Hellooooooo! We have a short episode for ya'll today, but more importantly:

WE HAVE A NEW COHOST!!!

This weeks episode we learn about cohost Nova and how she got into mythology and all the things.

 
 

46. Merry Cryptids

Merry Cryptids, everyone!
For Shane's last episode as permanent cohost, he gives us a little insight on all of the Santa-Adjacent characters that "take care" of the naughty children.

Do you have a weird Christmas story to share? Tell us about it!

 
 

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45. Get Your Halls DECKED

This week, we get into the Christmas spirit(s). Grace gives a little background on the big guy himself, SANTA CLAUS! She also talks about how modern day Christmas was created all due to a rich man with a severe ghost problem...

What's your favorite version of A Christmas Carol?

Do you still believe in Santa?

 
 

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44. I Love Lamp

It's Mothman Time! Listen to this episode and learn the origins of the Man, The Moth, The Legend!

 
 

43. Hercules! Hercules! Hercules!

As you can tell from the name, today is the day! We are talking about Hercules and all 10 (12) odd jobs he had to do!

 
 

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42. Where Did They Go?

Where did they come from? Where did they go? One of the oldest mysteries of all time...Where did the Roanoke Colony go?

Happy Thanksgiving!

 
 

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41. Don’t Get Stoned

Perseus defeated Medusa and didn't get stoned! Grace tells us the strange life of Perseus and one thing is for sure, you don't want him on your Ultimate Frisbee Team!

 
 

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40. Saddle Up Partner

Jump on in, the water is fine! Just watch out for those pesky Kelpies! Scotland is full of them! Do you have a story about a Cryptid you would like to share?

 
 

39. Wine Wednesday

We are finally talking about that party god, god of wine, Dionysus! Let's get this party started! Pour yourself a glass of wine and show some love to Dionysus!

 
 

Spooky Month Episodes

38. Insane in the Membrane

To wrap up spooky month, Shane talks about one of the most famous spooky places of them all! Pennhurst Haunted Asylum! Gotta love them ghosts!

 
 

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37. Room With a Boo

Once you check in, you can never check out! Keeping with the theme of Spooky Month, Grace talks about this haunted history of the Menger Hotel in San Antonio! A hotel both Grace and Shane have been too! There is also a new special guest...Ron!

 
 
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36. You Suck

There is a rich, bloody history about Vampires, and Shane will tell you all about it on today's episode!

 
 
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TripSavvy

35. Happy Haunts

Let’s take a ride on the Haunted Mansion!

Grace fills us in on all the spooky lore surrounding these haunted grounds!

Do you have any Ghost stories for us? Let us know in the “Contact” page.

 
 
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34. Are You Afraid of the Dark?

Is he a ghost? Is he a shadow person? Is he just a figment of your imaginations? Now one really knows who the “Hat Man” is.

 
 
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33. It’s Britney, Witch!

Hecate Hecate Hecate! To get us ready for the Spooky season, we are going to learn about the person who inspired all the other Witches!

 
 
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We Myth-ed Up

Life came at us hard the last few weeks and we could not get together and record. But we will be back, talking at ya next week!

-Shane

Nah, we’re actually planning some cool things for upcoming episodes. I can’t keep secrets. Please enjoy the funny photo :)

-Grace

 
 
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The Enchanted Disney Chateau

32. Can’t Fight Fate

The Fates! The only goddesses that seem to have any power over D-Bag Zeus and oh so much more

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Timber Creek Talon

31. Ratchet-y Ann

It's Officially the soft opening of Spooky Season! (and the end of Sober August!). To get into the Spooky mood, this week we talk about one of the most famous and classic of creepy dolls, Annabelle! Yeah, THAT Annabelle.

Are YOU afraid of dolls?

 
 
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Know Your Meme

30. Don’t Panic! At the Disco

It's our Dirty 30 episode! Grace will let us know all about Pan and his flute.

And of course we brought up Bo Burnham again…

If you want to talk about Bo with us, feel free to use that “Contact Us” page!

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29. Birds of Prey

No, we are not talking about Harley Quin! We are talking about 2 legendary birds from 2 different cultures, La Lechuza and the Thunderbird. Just remember: Don’t look up...

Do you know of any other legendary birds?

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28. What up? The Sky

A lot is going to be talked about today! Grace will be telling us about Nyx, Helios, The Winds, and Celine Dion!...I mean the Moon Goddess Selene!

If you have a God you wanna hear us talk about, let us know.

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The Independent

27. Hiding in PLANE Sight

John Denver is full of shit! The Denver Airport is chock-full of hidden messages and underground tunnels. Conspiracy Larry (AKA Shane) will fill you in on all the Illuminati secrets that are hidden inside the Denver Airport! There may just be a "Sweet Treat" at the end of this episode.

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26. Crazy Stupid Love

Don't be like Eros (AKA Cupid), and be a little B**** about getting some hot wax on you....Don't know what I'm talking about? Well Grace will fill you in!

Have you ever been struck by Cupid's arrow?

25. From Fresno to Loveland

It's a 2 for 1 special today!

First up is what looks to be haunted MC Hammer Pants (AKA the Fresno Nightcrawlers), and the second are frog people? Or maybe the people in Loveland, Ohio were drunk. Or maybe Frog and Toad IRL

Have you ever seen a Cryptid?

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WE WERE ON A BREAK!

Shane and Grace are taking a little bit of a break. But don't you worry! They will be back on July 21st!

 
 
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24. Where the Wild Things Are

The goddess of the hunt and midwife to her mom to give birth to her twin brother? Yeah Greek Mythology is weird, but who doesn't love weird? Artemis is a QUEEN!

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23. But Look, We Made You Some Content

“Apathy’s a tragedy and boredom is a crime.” -Bo Burnham

This week, Shane and Grace ask and answer the hard hitting questions like "Whats your favorite Mythtakes were Made episode?". The answers will shock you!

We love every and all interactions on our socials, so please feel free to like, comment, and share the pod!

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22. Stay Golden, Pony Boy

Sun and light, music and poetry, healing and plagues and so much more! Apollo just thinks he is so cool!....well he kinda is...

GO FOLLOW US ON FACEBOOK AND ALL THE OTHER THINGS!!!! You can get in contact with us there the socials and tell us what you want to hear about next!

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21. Bird Brain Pegasus

It's a Bird… no, It's a Horse… no, it’s BOTH! This week Shane FINALLY talks about his favorite winged horse, Pegasus, and falls in love with him all over again!

Go check us out on our socials and let us know if you, fans, would like to be called:

Mythtakers

or

Happy Little Accidents!

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20. Fight Like a Girl

She was born wearing a full suit of armor and she is one bad...Well you know. Athena was the OG queen! Don't get on her bad side

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19. Life’s a Beach

Someone call Sherlock because we have a mystery on our hands! A man was found dead on Somerton Beach back in 1948, and no one knows who he was or how he died! After listening see if you have any speculations on what happened and comment your thoughts on our social media posts.

If you are having thoughts of suicide and/or self harm,

please call:

1-800-273-8255

Remember you are loved, especially by us and also feel free to reach out if you ever need someone to talk to. Our DM’s are open <3

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18. Don’t Shoot the Messenger

Neither Snow, nor rain, nor heat, will keep Hermes from being a Legend! If you think Hermes is just your basic mail man...you are dead wrong! This dude was a legend at birth! Literally!

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Pirate Ship Vallarta

17. Release the Karen!...I mean Kraken!

Deep under the sea lives the most terrifying cryptid of all time...The Kraken! Even Captain Jack himself is scared of this beast! But....Is it real?

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16. He was a Sk8r Boi

He comes from the land down under! No not Steve Irwin, We are talking about Ya Boi, Hades! Grace gives us the lowdown on how Hades found the love of his life. Spoiler Alert: It’s actually a healthy relationship

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15. Eat Your Greens!

Did anyone lose 2 green kids?! This week Shane talks about 2 siblings that got lost in the 12th century...and oh yeah did we mention they were the color green? We also have a special guest this week, Rose! Grace couldn't make it this time, but don't you worry, she will be back next week!

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“Ah another challenger”

14. Filler Up Please and Sphinx You

And now for something completely different.

Do you have what it takes to answer the Sphinx's questions or will you parish for all eternity in the underworld?!?

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13. Greece’s HOA Karen

UGH! We all now that one overbearing mom who is just too much. Grace tells us the story about how Demeter became the first Karen and how her poor daughter Persephone had to deal with her!

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12. Señorita Boogeyman

Te Va Agarrar la Llorona.

Send your kids to bed early tonight or La Llorona will get them! Shane talks about Mrs. Boogeyman Herself! So stay away from the rivers and the lakes you're used to (maybe you should chase those waterfalls!)

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SNL: November 5, 2011

11. Ohhhhhh Neptune

DOLPHIN WINGMAN! Need I say more?!? This week Grace tells us how bad of a guy Poseidon really was, but more importantly...There is a Dolphin Wing-man!!!!

10. The Real Housewives of Olympus

You thought reality TV had drama? Well get a load of Hera and what she has to deal with! That's right, Grace is back and tells us all about the home life of Hera and her husband Zeus!

9. They’re Always After Me Lucky Charms

The St. Patrick’s Day Episode

HAPPY ST. PADDY'S DAY! This episode is short and sweet, just like the fairy folk! Shane talks about the origins of Leprechauns. So pour yourself a glass of Guinness or Jameson and enjoy! Make sure your wearing green so you don't get pinched, unless you're in to that kind of thing...

8. Don’t Trust a Man With 3 Names

CONSPIRACY TIME!

What do you really know about the man who shot Abraham Lincoln other than his name was John Wilkes Booth? Well give this episode a listen and Shane will show you how he got away with murdering the President and never got caught! (probably)

7. By the Beard of Zeus!

If you love Zeus, maybe rethink that. This week Grace tells us the horrible stories of Zeus and why he is just the worst! Put your seat belts on, this could get bumpy!

6. Mermaids

What really lies within the ocean depth? Well I'll tell ya! Its Mermaids! Today Shane will tell you 6 different legends of what mermaids actually are!

5. The Great Cuckolding

What happens when you have a love affair? Well you just may get caught in a net and put on display...This week Grace tells us a little more about Aphrodite and things get a little...Heated.

4. Genie in a Bottle Baby

Ever dreamed of having your 3 wishes granted? well its not that easy! Our dream of Genies are actually a creature called a Jinn!

3. What’s in the Box?!

If Zeus gave you a box and told you not to open it, would you? Well that's exactly what Pandora did...and it doesn't turn out well!

2. The Devil Went Down to… Jersey?

Deep in the Pine Barrens lurks a devil that can be traced back to the 1700's, and possibly before…

  1. King of the Rock

A long long time ago...a LOT happened! Grace breaks down the very beginnings of Greek Mythology! First there was Emptiness, then Primordial gods, then Titans, then they had kids and then.....Just give it a listen

Get to Know Your Hosts

This episode is all about getting to know your hosts Grace and Shane a little bit more and learning about how each episode will be laid out! We also start to talk about the beginning of the Greek Mythology!